Mad girlfriend caught me red handed
So she walked in on me and my friends smoking and says - You don't smoke weed!
All I could think to say was - I don't... Then I thought to myself- I am not very good at thinking on my feet. I need to be better at tricking people. Like on Halloween... candy... Whatever happened to Eggo Waffle comercials? ... yea that's what ran through my head while she stared at me.
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The least creative of the letter names.