Author: SteezedOut

New age panties

Difference between panties of 1970 & 2011. 1970: You had to pull down the panties to see butt. 2011: You have to separate the butt, to see panty.

Shake Weight

Shake Weight: In just six minutes a day you'll get arms that could jerk off a rhinoceros.

Subway

If you notice, Subway is just like prostitution. You pay someone for what your wife should do for free.

Keep it Frosty

If more things had frosting on them, less things would get lost. I mean, when is the last time you lost a cupcake?