Author: stanelythebong

i know animals dont have cops, but can you imagine if they did? like you're just walking around and you see a dog in a blue hat and a little badge barking at another dog for running too fast. that would be amazing.

i wish lava lamps were a main source of lighting. like they hung from walls and stuff. that'd be awesome

i see alot of peoples bong names are like bongzilla or hemppants mcgee....then i start to feel uncreative because my bongs name is stanley

One cannibal giving another a blowjob.

a few days ago i lost a baby blue lighter and i drew a weed leaf on it. at one point in my day i lost it and couldnt find it (which is sad cause i loved it) but today, while me and my friends were chillin at the park, high as shit. what was by the slide? my baby blue lighter! and i havnt been to this park in weeks...so i'm wonderin...what the fuck has this lighter done in the past few days?

seriously, i have roaches all over my house

No? huh...me either

when you lose your cell phone and try to find it by using your cell phone to call it...

that way i can make a whale the size of like a 40 inch tv and swim with it in a big ass pool. how badass would that be?