Pokemon
When did you ever hear about a pokemon dieing? I mean they could take a beating, and all they would do is faint then get healed at the pokecenter. How many times could that happen before they were like fuck it I dont wanna fight anymore this is bullshit
Bud conversion
In willy wonka, he takes the giant candy bar and makes it smaller. Imagine the other way around, take one dank nug, put it in the machine, and out comes a school-bus sized dank nug. Giant munchies too! Imagine 2000 lbs of cheetos.
Dear drug dealer
why oh why, did you short me on that half? I was going to buy 2 ounces from you today after I got my paycheck, but now I am going to buy from my friends dad, who apparently is your dealer. He's way nicer and always gives me juice when I smoke with him. So now you lost my business. And im going to tell everyone else who buys from you. Not cool dude.