Author: shep420

dreamland

what if your body forgot how to wake itself up so you were just stuck in a dream for the rest of your life?

got really high one time

and I ordered some n64 controllers for my n64 that I absolutely love, but didn't have controllers for it. I forgot I ordered these controllers and now I'm super fucking happy cause they just showed up.

fun day at school

so I woke up and got ready for school and had 15 minutes before I had to get my things together and leave for school, so naturally I decided to see how much weed I could smoke in 15 minutes turns out you can smoke a shit ton of weed in 15 minutes if you put your mind to it

Im so productive

Alright so my mom was nagging me to get a job so I did. I went to one place filled out an app there then got an interview the next day then got the job just like that. Here's a layout of my families income: Me - 16, just got a job and I'm working 30+ hours a week at minimum wage My brother - 18, has had a job for about 2 years and only works about 2 hours a day, makes 8 bucks an hour My Mom - Unemployed for about 3 or 4 months now. I would just like to point out that I am officially the bread winner in my house hold and am the only one that smokes weed. Coincidence? I THINK NOT

best way to roll a blunt without getting caught

so if your rolling a blunt/joint and your worried about somebody walking in on you (say a parent or something) the best thing to do is get naked...then when they come in they wont even notice you rolling a blunt...

facebook fact

if facebook was a country it would be the 3rd largest country in the world I find that odd

everybody is going to hell

pretty much every religion says that your going to hell if you don't believe in that specific religion there for in theory everybody is going to hell