life’s a bitch
learn to pimp
dreamland
what if your body forgot how to wake itself up so you were just stuck in a dream for the rest of your life?
your touching everything that is on this earth
everything is connected to something, that is connected to something, that is connected to something, that is connected to you.
got really high one time
and I ordered some n64 controllers for my n64 that I absolutely love, but didn't have controllers for it. I forgot I ordered these controllers and now I'm super fucking happy cause they just showed up.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
2158 licks fast licks (lasting 1 second or less)
or 462 solid licks (lasting for about 3 seconds)
you guys are welcome
Im gonna name my first kid Life
so I can have him give lemons to people
fun day at school
so I woke up and got ready for school and had 15 minutes before I had to get my things together and leave for school, so naturally I decided to see how much weed I could smoke in 15 minutes
turns out you can smoke a shit ton of weed in 15 minutes if you put your mind to it
If I had a nickel for everytime I lost my lighter
I could buy another lighter
Im so productive
Alright so my mom was nagging me to get a job so I did. I went to one place filled out an app there then got an interview the next day then got the job just like that.
Here's a layout of my families income:
Me - 16, just got a job and I'm working 30+ hours a week at minimum wage
My brother - 18, has had a job for about 2 years and only works about 2 hours a day, makes 8 bucks an hour
My Mom - Unemployed for about 3 or 4 months now.
I would just like to point out that I am officially the bread winner in my house hold and am the only one that smokes weed.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT
best way to roll a blunt without getting caught
so if your rolling a blunt/joint and your worried about somebody walking in on you (say a parent or something) the best thing to do is get naked...then when they come in they wont even notice you rolling a blunt...
facebook fact
if facebook was a country it would be the 3rd largest country in the world
I find that odd
everybody is going to hell
pretty much every religion says that your going to hell if you don't believe in that specific religion there for in theory everybody is going to hell
If prop 19 was a highdea
yeah id upvote it
Jimi Hendrix: 1 Government: 0
So just thought id let you guys in on a fun fact.
Jimi Hendrix pretended he was gay after being drafted into the war to get out of it.
Send this one to myth busters!
All the myths about marijuana.
THEY WILL BUST THEM ALL
then weed will be legal.
What can't you do mythbusters