Author: Shamweezy

Why don't all cell phones have a setting to where you can set a timer for your ringer volume? Like say you set it to vibrate from 8am to 4pm because of work or school.. ect Just incase you forget to set it..

Since they're not teaching cursive anymore.. our future generations won't even be able to read the actual constitution. What if this is all a plan by the government?

I asked my friend to pass me the lighter and I was sitting next to my other friend waiting to take a hit. He tossed it to me and as it was going through the air me and my friend both went for it, our hands collided and the lighter got stuck between our hands. Best fucking high five ever.

Do you ever start laughing because one of your friends has a funny ass laugh? you didn't even hear the joke or conversation, your just so high that you laugh because your friends laughing.