Author: savageman420

thus everything that is possible will happen. think really deeply about that. every single thing that is possible will happen. not might, not could but will. no matter how small of a possibility it will happen. only when you understand the magnitude of that can you really understand the size of our universe mind blowing ain't it?

someone please explain to me how to grow bear arms. the closest ive gotten is pretty hairy slightly ripped arms, but still no claws. so please ive always wanted to do this, its a fundemental right, but i can never figure it out. also are we aloud to have octopus arms? cause tenticles would be pretty cool

serious is there a health hazard in taking to intense of a shit? i just ate 2 half-pound jalapeno burgers, a shit ton of fries, and a pint of ben and jerrys. I feel like a death row prisoner right now

theres alot of highdeas about your highdeas being like your children, if thats the case ive had 27 kids, only two have them have graduted highschool (but those two went pretty far in life, one has 420 upvotes) while the rest of them are now working at mcdonalds and selling coke on the side, sorry kids if dad wasnt so high when he made you maybe you wouldve been more successful in life like your brothers well this bowls to a good atempt at number 28 making it to college.

Next april fools im gonna get as many stoners as i can to wear above the influence shirts. i feel like you guys should join me