Author: rockstarmike000

The average life expectancy of my highDEAS are 15.8 upvotes. That took me forever to calculate...I'm not sure it was worth it...eh whatever.

Is the best kind of ice cream.

Are we really still using toilet paper in 2011? Can somebody please invent a toilet that doubles as a pressure washer and dryer for my ass?

What if you got real cookies every time you visited a website?

Now everyone who's ever voted for any of my highDEAS has an upvote on my favorite of theirs. :)

I just sat down on the toilet and tried to buckle myself in with the toilet paper

If you watch The Matrix backwards its about a man who lands on Earth and then becomes worse and worse at fighting until he gets a job in an office.

When I'm high, I act like a Comic Book Villain. I'm constantly caressing an invisible goatee, curling the ends of my nonexistent mustache, and using phrases things like little do they know" out loud. "

I hate girls who say K Thanks." We know you're telling us to fuck off. Why not just be an honest adult and say it out loud."

IHOW. International House of Weed. Weed from around the world. Make it happen people!

I'm pledging to myself right now that I will NEVER downvote again. Seeing my highdea getting downvoted is so sad. I promise to never spread that sadness again. Sorry to everyone if I've downvoted your highdeas.

Submitted highDEAS: 71 Popular: 1 Goal: Make people smile. Mission: Accomplished.

What if the cure for all the deadliest, uncured diseases (like cancers, AIDS, etc.) was just something really simple that scientists overlooked, like maple syrup, or a pine cone or something.