mirrors.
What was life like before mirrors? When were they invented? Who invented them? Why and how did they invent them? Did everyone look like shit before they were invented? Before mirrors were invented did people go their whole lives without knowing exactly what they looked like?
Dear Evolution,
Your fucking kidding me right?
-Sincerely Platypus.
Mr. Tiny Girrafe Man.
Who else saw that mini fucken giraffe on the Direct TV commercial!? LMFAOO I would love to have a tiny giraffe. Like who would fuck with a mini giraffe?? I would get it stoned everyday.