Weed doesn’t make me lazy
It just makes me really frugal with my energy
Smart Animals
You know how humans evolved really awesome brains but we don't have great strength or speed? What if bestial animals evolved super developed brains but kept all their best physical traits. Like what if some super smart asshole hawks were going around fucking shit up.
Sharing Needles
Sharing needles is clutch because it's more inclusive and less wasteful. Jk that shit is fucked up...but i'll pass this blunt around a few times
Furbies
Damn...you ever seen a Furbie? Those things are pretty creepy
Make a highdea!
My friend and I were very high after hitting a gravity bong and he told me that if I were to submit a highdea right now it would probably get a lot of upvotes. I told him that forcing a highdea like that would be impure against everything smoking stands for. And then I realized what a great highdea that was...
Space Jam
I was pretty blazed one night so I decided to watch Space Jam. About half way through the movie I realized...Why is Michael Jordan so ok with suddenly being sucked into Looney Tune land? That shit would freak me the fuck out...