I hate when i miss a call by the last ring
and when i call back it rings 9 times and goes to voicemail.
What did you do after i didnt answer?
Drop the phone and run?
Do not machine wash or tumble dry””
Means i will not wash this ever.
Bad decisions
make good stories
Mind blowing
What do you see if you dont have any eyes?
Nothing, right?
WHAT THE HELL DOES NOTHING LOOK LIKE?!
Being naked in same room as a pet
Is just awkward as fuck. its like no big deal to them but just sitting there with your dog lookin at your junk just feels strange.
Ya feel me?