Cinnamon Roll Icing.
Seriously, is it just me or is there NEVER enough of that shit?
Where’s Waldo?
So I recently acquired a new pipe, it's glass with red and white swirls in it, so naturally I named it Waldo. And now, every time I'm smoking with friends and we're about to pack another bowl, nobody (or even I) can keep from busting out with laughter when I ask Where's Waldo?""
I knew I was blazed,
When leaving McDonalds,I threw away my drink in the garbage can. The little flap thing came down after, with the big THANK YOU" on it. I grinned and actually said "You're welcome"."