Author: ob_scrapes

I know it can be really frustrating when you smoke with someone who acts nuts when they're high. Unfortunately that's just the way some people react to it. I was one of those people for the first three months I smoked. I knew I was actin retarded but couldn't help it. Only recently have I learned to behave perfectly high, you just adapt to it. Lighten up on the ones goin crazy and let them enjoy it while it lasts

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

I'm feeling extremely generous so I have decided to share with everyone my top secret chocolate milk recipe that makes for the best chocolate milk ever. It goes like this: A little milk A lot of chocolate sauce You're welcome everybody.

If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's a movie about a woman who learns her place.