What if spiders worshipped us..
and thought we were their gods, they devote their whole lives trying to get a good look at these big mysterious creatures that lay around on the couch..
and when they finally muster enough courage to crawl out of their little dark hole to get a peek at us...we freak out and smash them with a shoe...and then flush them down the toilet.
PWNED!
On the 3rd day..
God created plants and weed.
On the 4th day..
God blazed that shit up.
On the 5th day..
God created the platypus.