Holding the Door
Holding the door is a very delicate procedure, how far should a person be behind you for you to hold the door, 'cause I mean like if you don't hold the door and in their opinion they were close enough that you should've held it, you look like an ass, and if they're too far away and you hold it for like a short eternity, then there's kinda a forced thank you" and yet again you look like an ass. Anyone else know what I'm talkin about?"
Official Mistake of the Day
Note to self:
Ramen was not made to be prepared with Powerade. It's unnaturally blue and taste like smurf shit.
That is all