Author: mntwins3421

back brights

they should put brights on your tail lights, cuz when people ride my tail it pisses me off and i would love to blind them

state farm

how awkward would it be if someone did the jingle and their agent showed up while he was jacking off or taking a shit

damn scientists

they say how we have the only inhabitable planet or whatever, and aliens will want Earth. but when did we decide that life can only come from water and oxygen. theres probably shit that lives on the Sun, and there used to it. but scientists say its impossible. well it is for us, but not beastly aliens

i think

that if you get a highdea published, fireworks or something should erupt on your screen and say hell yeah! great idea!" that would be cool. "