In the bible, Judges 4:20 is…
“Stand in the doorway of the tent,” he told her. “If someone comes by and asks you, ‘Is anyone in there?’ say ‘No.’”
...they were obviously blazing in the tent and had someone keep guard.
What do you call a ginger’s dick?
...Firewood.
i just thought of that dude, it's probably the best joke ever. invented at 8:37pm, december 8th 2010, by me.