Author: mib0303

Do you think

Pets look at us like we are fucking crazy gods or something? Like we walk around on two legs towering over them all day long, we make weird ass talking sounds, call them this random name that they have to learn, and procure food for them seemingly by magic without having to expend any effort. They must think we are totally crazy, like u ever notice the way they just stare at you sometimes like what the fuck are you?