Author: mark.shark

I always get a mini heart attack when I'm high and I'm paying for something with my credit/debit card. I feel like the cashier is staring me down and while I try to figure out which way to slide the card... I hate it.

There's always that one person you blaze with that just gets insanely high and all they do is stare off into space while being completely silent.

Does anyone else turn their TV volume down at night because it seems so much louder than it does in the daytime?

Watching the food channel high is absolute torture. There's no way I can ever make any of that.. but I NEED it.

I love acting like I know what sober people are talking about when I'm blazed, when I really have no idea...

It's impossible to get bored of highDEAS when you're high.

I can't be the only one who thinks about what item in the room I'd attack a burglar with if they were to spontaneously come into that room.

I wonder if fish get itches, and if so, I'm sorry that you only have fins.

The only time weed makes me depressed is when I don't have any.

I wonder what birds do in their free time... like if they travel and fly to a bunch of awesome locations.

I wish I had taste buds on my esophagus, that way I would be able to taste food going down my throat too. It would make my favorite thing to do high even more enjoyable.

Must have had some bomb ass weed.

They need to make a huge pouch like 24 FL OZs of a Capri Sun. These little pouches are getting old, I'm not 4 anymore.

Have you ever smoked with someone you don't know, and at the beginning it's kind of awkward but then after a few bowls you guys start talking and are instantly best friends? Thanks Mary Jane.

When given a sum of money, does anybody else automatically convert it in their head into how much weed they can buy with it?