Terrible Feeling
You know when you get out of your car, shut the door, and the feeling you get before the door even shuts when you realize you left the keys in it. That split second is so crushing.
Warning
If your 5 year old find your stash, do NOT tell them it is horse feed. Especially if you have horses......
Gay Midgets
Do they come out of the cabinet instead of the closet?
Sexting..
If a guy is sexting, does he get a phoner?
I Am Quitting…
..cigarettes. Tired of not being able to take a respectable bong hit without coughing up a lung. Tired of having a pack of cigarettes but no weed. So I'm smoking my last cigarette as I type this. Please upvote to show support and wish me luck. From this day forward, the only smoke going in my lungs is WEED SMOKE!