Author: manda55

Beer vs. Weed

Nobody wants to drink that already opened beer from last night; but everyone wants to smoke that roach leftover from the previous evening.

TACO BELL

I noticed a lot of posts about how much you all love taco bell so I'd like to inform you all just how great Taco Bell really is. As a previous employer me and my fellow stoners would have smoke sessions in the walk in freezer get really stoned then make whatever food we wanted cuz we work there so ya know we do what we do. I miss that job. All I had to do was get high and make food.. I do that anyways.

Affair

Living with my parents I'm constantly having to come up with excuses for where im going and what I'm doing multiple times during the day. All these lies and sneaking around make me feel like I'm having an affair.. with Mary.

Mother,

Thank you for sending me to rehab a few years ago. Although I didn't get to smoke for the longest time I did meet a bunch of new stoner friends and new connections. As soon as we were finally free you better believe we got high as a mother fucker.