Author: lowengineoil

i was at a party last night and me and two other dudes were hitting a bowl on the porch and this bro comes over and scoffs at us and is like fuckin potheads. sooo lame" he then preceded to pick up a beer bottle full of someones dip spit and chugg the whole thing. puked his brains out for about five minutes while we stood there and laughed our asses off uncontrollably. priceless"

it would be dope if there was a bowl or bong that had a little digital screen that would tell you about the weed your smoking. strain: AK47 location of harvest: Hindu Kush, afghanistan thc content: 3.67% weight counted: 4.67g overall rating: 9.5/10 info: this unique strain is grown in the hindu kush... note: do not attempt to operate heavy machinery or something like that

just speak louder officer. i dont want to let all the smoke out of my car...

random stoner, in your car i can see you from afar. high myself, from where i sit i could see that monster hit. i hope that you wont mind my stare as you spray glade into the air i saw you here the other day, light one up and rip away someday when im not late for class we will surely pass the grass

my friend carter has never smoked. hes totally against it in fact. yesterday however his gf dumped him and i was over at his house chillin. jokingly i said yo you need to smoke some weed. and he was like fuck fine, lets do it. he took a little hit of the blunt and after i scolded him for being a bitch he took another one...and another one....this morning i got a text from him saying how much weed can i get for 345 bucks?" :)"