Author: L_Blunt

I'm a man who loves winter time because of all the snow and being able to snowboard and what not but I cannot wait until the sun starts meltin all the snow and the summer cleavage comes back out. No more jackets, no more sweatshirts, just low cut shirts and mini skirts.

Ya you, reading this, where are you from? I'm curious in getting to where all of you are from. Leave a comment and maybe we all can have a new smoking buddy who lives 15 minutes away and we never knew.

When I die I want to see all the smoke I have ever blown out combined into one cloud.

If a cop eats bacon does that mean that he is a canibal?

So if time is money, does that mean that an ATM is a time machine?

My girlfriend thought that she could hide the Cheez-It's from me...wrong.

You're sober, You are definitely still high.

I'm so ripped that I was abiding by the rules of the road in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

I feel extra patriotic when I'm high becuase my eyes are red white and blue.