Dear Tony,

Hey Dad, i know you smoke okay? You may be fooling your wife Kristy but not me. Nope. I know every single time you are high. You think I don't notice that when mom is out of town it randomly smells like bud in the garage? Or when I go in your bathroom and it smells like kush with the fan on....And now that I think about it, I don't believe that bullshit story you told me how your mexican friends threw that weed in your car. It was your bud...I always smell it on you, and you are definately a stoner...So can we stop beating around the bush and smoke with eachother? Your Loving Son, Aaron

Dog cheating

I always feel like I'm cheating on my dog whenever I go somewhere and another dog is all up in my dougie then I come home and my old dog is just sniffin me with this sad ass look I feel like I just cheated on her with another dog....I'm sorry Molly it's not what it smells like...