Fuck Hot Pockets
Ok honestly hot pockets can suck my dick. I put you into the microwave for 2 fucking minutes and then I take you out of that hot inferno and you look perfectly done. So I go try to take a bite of your golden breading just to find out that your insides are stll solid ice. Yumm. So you go back in the microwave for about another 45 seconds. Then i take you out and you look burnt, then I bite back into you and you are boiling lava hot, and my mouth taste like a rubber boot for 2 days. Fuck hot pockets.
Im going to Pizza rollss:)