Author: kidofkids

How can you smoke weed and not like reggae? You must not be smoking the right weed.

Family, I have something to share with you... This isn't easy to say and I've been keeping it inside for a long time now. It all started when I met my friend Ryan. We had this weird connection and became friends instantly... Maybe even more then friends. We started hanging out a lot, getting to know each other and I even met a new group of friends. So I finally had the courage to sit you down and have this family meeting and tell you what's been going on... Mom, Dad... I smoke weed... And Ryan and I are best friends. Wait... What'd you think was going on?

Gf: Do you wanna smoke a bowl or have sex? Me: Is that a trick question?

but 2 bowls with one pipe, very possible.

My parents caught me watching lesbian porn... Atleast they know I'm not gay.

You will be missed. And sorry it took me 5 years to post this.

I was pulled over by a female cop. I told her to send a real police officer and to be on her way.