stoner death grip
so i noticed when smokin a blunt with my boys the other day that we'll grab the blunt in such awkward angles and weird places on the blunt without hesitation and never worry about droppin it, but with ppl that are new to smokin theyll stop and look at the blunt to grab it at just the right spot. as soon as us stoners touch that blunt its like super glue, we are not droppin that motherfucker, but newbies always seem to fuck it up somehow... they aint go that stoner death grip. go stoners!!
doin the laundry high
i feel like such a matchmaker when puttin the socks together. like two lovers have been seperated by a savage war and im the only person who can bring them together again