Author: Kelllliiiiiiko

im so high

ive literally laughed at, upvoted, and commented on every highdea i have read so far. thank you

innocent until proven guilty

i feel this way about other cars when i drive high at night. its like, im going to assume your a cop until i can clearly tell that you are not. then i will take another hit.

Weird shit ONLY happens when youre high

I was in the starbucks drive through line and I hear a bell ringing and I'm in my car hella blazed off my ass loooking in every fucking direction like where is it coming from?! and then I see a middle aged man in a suit riding a green childrens bike ringing the bell non