Author: Kelllliiiiiiko

ive literally laughed at, upvoted, and commented on every highdea i have read so far. thank you

unfortunately, it is still slightly socially unacceptable :(

i smoke and have a vagina! oh and boobies too!

always.

4:20>11:11

because then youd all be on my level ^_^

i feel this way about other cars when i drive high at night. its like, im going to assume your a cop until i can clearly tell that you are not. then i will take another hit.

not LyK Dii$ because im an adult and not retarded.

Movie theater floors are sure to be sticky after that one.

I was in the starbucks drive through line and I hear a bell ringing and I'm in my car hella blazed off my ass loooking in every fucking direction like where is it coming from?! and then I see a middle aged man in a suit riding a green childrens bike ringing the bell non stop.....wtf