I had no idea..
That the cheez-its ive been eating for the past 15 minutes were stale.
Super bowl half time show.
Am I the only person that was soo amused by the people with lights on them and completely blanked out the shitty singing of the black eyed peas.
I’m not jesus.
But, I can turn water into kool aid.
Gas station.
Today i was pumping gas and i put the blunt down when i pulled up, so i figured i'd hit the blunt while the gas was pumping. so i hit it, then i seen there was a cop pumping gas next to me.. so i blew my smoke out and it just wouldnt stop clouding out of my mouth, and then after like holding my breath and breathing out for like 5 minutes i realized it was winter....
old people
Ever smoked with an old guy?
they roll the littlest joints but for some reason that little joint gets me lit..
i want old mans bud.
every single time your high
when you stand up something allways falls out of your lap. every time