How the Fuck
Are you supposed to fold up the bedsheet with the stretchy sides. Seriously tho.
I Can’t Wait
to tell my grandkids that I smoked weed during the War on Drugs.
Oh has that been said? Six Times?
I feel bad for the first person who said that, everyone stealing his shit
Silent Alarm Clock
Okay, so you know how Pavlov did that experiment so that a dog would start drooling every time he heard a bell ring?
Train yourself the same way by injecting adrenaline into your body and playing a high frequency sound at the same time.
Then invent a clock that just makes a high frequency sound. You will get pumped up when it goes off, and ready to start the day!
Leave it to the pro’s
I just tried to come up with a highdea for a while, and realized i'm just not that kind of high person. I just like to chill and read highdeas.
Thanks to everyone who comes up with this shit so i don't have to.