Author: karnsa

How the Fuck

Are you supposed to fold up the bedsheet with the stretchy sides. Seriously tho.

I Can’t Wait

to tell my grandkids that I smoked weed during the War on Drugs. Oh has that been said? Six Times? I feel bad for the first person who said that, everyone stealing his shit

Silent Alarm Clock

Okay, so you know how Pavlov did that experiment so that a dog would start drooling every time he heard a bell ring? Train yourself the same way by injecting adrenaline into your body and playing a high frequency sound at the same time. Then invent a clock that just makes a high frequency sound. You will get pumped up when it goes off, and ready to start the day!

Leave it to the pro’s

I just tried to come up with a highdea for a while, and realized i'm just not that kind of high person. I just like to chill and read highdeas. Thanks to everyone who comes up with this shit so i don't have to.