Headphones
I hate when you put headphones in your pocket for like 2 minutes and when you pull them out they're in some crazy ass knot that takes like 10 minutes to undo...why do you hate me headphones?
Chew it over with Twix
Okay I just bought a twix from a gas station and when I got back in the car my friend asked me if i had his lighter. I didnt know so I took a bite of the twix and when I did everything froze like in the commercials. So I reached in my pocket and held up his lighter, and as I did everything started moving again...I am way to high to drive right now..