Old Spice commercials turned weed commercial
Hello stoners. Look at your weed, now look at mine. Back to yours, now look at mine. Sadly your weed isn't my weed. But if you stopped using that weed and used mine you could be high like me. Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man who you could be high like. What's in your hand? Now back to me. I have an oyster with the 2 bowls of the type of weed you like. Look again. Your weed is now weed diamonds. Anything is possible when you smoke my weed. I'm on a horse.
Bathroom Convenience
Why don't they put headphones in bathroom stalls so that you can drown out all other noise with some pleasant music of your choice while you ignore the panting fat man in the stall next to you giving birth to something ungodly?