Author: Jesse5252

Have a blunt, think things through and know that life goes on. You'll get through it :(

How if someone carries a plant over an imaginary line. They can go to jail. :(

5 drown, then another 3 drown, how many fish do you have? Stop counting idiot, fish can't drown.

*Boat sails off into the distance* Dinosaur: fuck you then Noah...

Guide to not being a dick 1. Don't be a dick.

So today i found out my parents dont care about weed! so happy i came home bent as.. and i didnt use any clear eyes. and my parents knew straight. i thought i was gonna get in trouble but my mum sat me down, went and got her glassy, gave me a 20 and we smoked a bong together. now im on highdeas this ones to sick fucking parents yoooo