Author: jennaa.

Has anybody else noticed

How awkward the part right before the commercial break and right after is in tv shows. I was watching tv shows on Netflix, and it just pauses and goes right to where it was. It's hard to explain but yea.

For awhile,

I wondered why I didn't have any published highDEAS... Then i read them. hhaha.

I dont consider

Assholes who smoke stoners. It just doesn't feel right. They just need to chill the fuck out.

I dont consider

mean people who smoke stoners. It just doesnt feel right. There uncool. And just need to chill the fuck out.

Im 14 years old.

I tell people that i dont smoke, or just do a little. Then there are people who are like, Omg, i got so high last friday. And im like, why would you tell them just to sound cool. Like, who gives a shit. And THEY say that they hate poser stoners.

So, i was eating some Spicy Nacho Doritos,

and i realized something. You know how people say there mouth is on fire when there eating something spicy? Well, i closed my eyes, and realized, it feels like there's a flame in my mouth. Just a really mild one. And like, milk is the stuff in the extinguisher.

Smilyface.

Isn't that what you're supposed to put in a frame? things you love? i'm gonna do that. when I'm get home, i'm gonna frame a bunch of stuff i love. like lasagna. i love lasagna. it's SOO good. and cheesy. you know who else loves lasagna? garfield. man, that cat really loves lasagna. maybe I should put a picture of garfield in a frame. you know, as a kind of shorthand way of saying 'I love lasagna.' that would be so fucking inside. or how 'bout a photo of president Garfield? Oh shit, that would be totally meta! people would be all like: why do you have a photo of president garfield on your mantle? and I'd be like: because I like lasagna, of course.