Author: itisnj

Cat Collar with autotuner

I want a collar for my cat that autotunes her meows and purrs. Call it the AutoTuna, make millions and rave with a pack of cats.

Cop Cab sucks compared to Cash Cab

Sittin in a cop car the other night, getting busted for parif./poss. I realized that cop cars are the exact opposite of Cash Cab: The host is a dick. Flashy lights are on the outside. You wish you didn't know the answer to the questions They take you someplace you had no intention of going to And they take your cash on a side note...fuck the police