High enough right now…
to have put my shirt on backwards... twice in a row.
Sock happens…
I was doing laundry and I managed to drop my sock between the wall and the washer. After trying to retrieve said sock and failing miserably, I was saddened by the thought that my sock would no longer have a mate. To avoid such a disheartening event, I dropped a second sock down there. Now they aren't lonely and I'm not stuck with 1 sock.
Dictator
If you carved a potato into the shape of a penis it would be a dick tater.
Mouth
Your Mouth has a taste. Your are always tasting your mouth.
Opposites
It seems like everything has an opposite: light/dark, good/bad, peace/war, love/hate, etc. Do you think that it is because that is the only way we can understand either concept? Like if there was no bad, would we know what good was?