Author: herb-ventalator

Got Caught

So i got caught smoking cigarettes the other day and this is how the conversation between me and my mom went. Mom: Why are you smoking cigarettes? Me: Honestly? Mom: Yes, honestly. Me: I ran out of weed Mom: blank stare

I wish

I could go back in time and smoke with the founding fathers and tell them that this is illegal and they should legalize it in the constitution.