I’ve realized…
So I've realized that marijuana is the best girl, I've ever had.
She smells great, always.
I never get tired of her.
My friends love when she's around.
She never fails to make me feel great.
No heartache, no cheating, and of course no bitching.
Don't forget... no PMS.
I love you Mary, thanks for always caring.
Am I right or what?