Author: happywaffles

there was a zombie apocalypse and the only people that couldn't get infected were those with THC in their systems.

ever notice when someone passes out at a party where there is alcohol someone usually ends up getting written on with permanent marker and laughed at, now if this were a party with weed that person who passed out first would probably just be given a pillow and a blanket, fuck alcohol

what if everyone in the world gave you a penny right now.....

According to my dad, Ounces were 35 dollars dealers had bales full of weed and cops would throw your weed away and tell you to leave if you got caught.

remember stoop kid from hey arnold, that mother fucker sold weed all day he can't be leavin his stoop u fuckin morons.