Author: gotaparachute

i tripped over a damn squirrel

i'm walking home from my friend's house stoned off my ass,and a squirrel skitters by out of nowhere and i trip over it. little guy trips too and pretty much does a barrel roll across the sidewalk. then i swear he gave me a dirty look and kind of shrieks at me, which i can only interpret as asshole!" and then he ran away. the weirdest shit happens when i'm high."

weed closed the gate.

i used to do pills and coke. fucked up shit, should have never started. then i tried weed and completely stopped doing everything else. i'm so much happier now. gateway drug" my ass. it closed the gate to the harmful drugs i was doing. i'll never do anything else."