i tripped over a damn squirrel
i'm walking home from my friend's house stoned off my ass,and a squirrel skitters by out of nowhere and i trip over it. little guy trips too and pretty much does a barrel roll across the sidewalk. then i swear he gave me a dirty look and kind of shrieks at me, which i can only interpret as asshole!" and then he ran away. the weirdest shit happens when i'm high."
my friend recently started dating a guy named brian griffin
i asked her if she ever gets tired of doing it doggystyle
she didn't get it
i am now seriously questioning my friendship with her
weed closed the gate.
i used to do pills and coke. fucked up shit, should have never started.
then i tried weed and completely stopped doing everything else. i'm so much happier now.
gateway drug" my ass. it closed the gate to the harmful drugs i was doing. i'll never do anything else."