Author: gols

i see people in their car and think i'll never see that person again""

unleavenedkevin is downvoting all my highdeas. heres a highdea quit being a fuckin negative stalker faggot bitch

so i walk into my girlfriends room yesterday blazed and there's a lifesize cardboard thing of robert pattinson from twilight i broke that fucker into two pieces without even thinking about it she cried

if i'm ever forced to take a drug test, it'd be hilarious to take a huge shit in the cup and give it to them in the most causal way possible