Author: GodHitFTW

That silence

When you drive under a bridge in the rain and the pitter patter stops for a half second. Don't lie to me, you love that moment.

Scared shitless

Smacked as shit (duh) crapping in a public restroom, the guy next to me was pissing really hard. After about 3 minutes I'm afraid for the guys life right? So I come out and look at the stall and its empty. The toilet is just constantly flushing and making a pissing noise. Really thought some dude was setting a world record next to me :(