Author: GodAteMyMom

WheresBic.com

I wish there was a site where you could register your bic lighter, and when you lose it you can look it up and see where it's at once whoever found it registers it. Someone in Russia may have a lighter that you once had.

Sleep Toking

That'd be great if you slept walk and smoked up, then woke up ripped. I'd be like lolwut?

Didn’t think I was high enough

Smoked in the woods and got down to the roach. I didn't think I was high enough so I took 2 twigs and used them like chopsticks to hold my roach so I could hit it. I realized what I was doing and found out just how high I was.