Medical Uses
Marijuana Definitely 100 percent cures anorexia and definitely 100% cures hangovers
You know your a stoner when…
...Food only tastes good when ur stoned
...It usually takes a few seconds to process questions(their is a difference between slow and stupid)
...You have a highdea account
...You dont listen to music, you FEEL the music
...the highlight of your day is usually sparking your first bowl
...Alcohol is definitely, no questions asked, worse than weed
...You get a new car and your NOT smoking in it only lasts for about two weeks, and now your car smells like DANK
...you post some ideas and keep this goin!
Types of Stoners
1)Annoying Stoner
2)Adventerous Stoner
3)Quiet Stoner
4)Uncontrollable Laughing Stoner
5)Gamer Stoner
6)Doesnt ever smoke and gets really high when they do Stoner
7)Lonely Stoner(see Closet Stoner)
8)Social Stoner
9)Impulsive Stoner (Impulsively buys and eats food when they are high)
10)and last but not least... True Stoner (One who smokes everyday and considers quitting for a week every 6 months to clear their head a little bit)
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