Sneeze
I hate when people hold in their sneezes. That shit needs to get out, that's why your sneezing!
Awkward Stairs
Every once and a while you come across a set of awkward stairs where you don't know whether to 1 or 2-step it. And you end up looking weird anyway. It's the stairs fault though, don't blame yourself.
Trash Can
Ever throw something away but miss the trash can and end up just staring and the trash debating on whether to get up or not?
Air Freshener
Why hasn't someone invented normal room smelling air freshener? It makes it so obvious that i smoked when the room smells like meadow's eve. Sometimes simple is better, just sayin.
Marijuana is addictive?
It's actually been proven that coffee is more physically and mentally addictive than weed. So get off our backs and yell at starbucks.
I knew I was high….
When I realized I was watching the WNBA for over 30 minutes.