The Fan
So we have one of those window fans to clear the smel/smokel out of the dorm room. We thought we were being so sneaky ... Until I was walking back to the dorm, smelled some dank shit, and saw smoke like a fucking chimney coming out of our window. I never thought what it would look like from the other side. Slight miscalculation.
Impaired Motor Skills?
If weed is supposed to impair my motor skills, why can I ride a unicycle like a boss when I'm baked?
Hamster Burial.
My friend's hamster died yesterday. We were completely blazed when we decided to bury her.
Thinking back on it today...
1) We live in the dorms, so burying her on school grounds was a little weird.
2) The ground is covered in snow, and we didn't actually dig deep enough to bury her in the ground. Come springtime, someone is going to find a box of hamster.