you know you’re a stoner when…
your highdeas are more popular than you are at school.
future shoe
get this, a shoe that starts out like a sheet of paper, you step on it and it curls up to fit your foot. no more tying shoes!
When you lose your phone,
call it. If you still can't find it, keep the phone you used to call it with as your new phone.
fact.
you tend to take more shits when you leave your old gameboy in the bathroom. Specifically Pokemon red.