Author: emk1993

like it would be a box on the homepage off the the right that said Today's stoner of the day is ". And then that person would get so many people reading their highdeas and getting a second chance to get that one on the edge of popularity in the popular section. Sometimes highdeas need second chances."

My mom just caught me smoking pot for like the third time, and she accidently called me a son of a bitch. I was laughing for 5 minutes straight, she didn't get it.

Whoever put the alphabet in it's order anyways? Guy 1: Okay, first we're gonna put A, then B, and after B we'll put C... Guy 2: Hey what if we put C before A? Guy 1: Shut up we're doing it this my way.

If a deaf person swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

is he homeless or nude?

Omg... what if their was a wagon with like a chill ass band that just rode around every playing music. Like it comes through your neighborhood and the 8 year olds act like it's the fckin ice cream truck? Kickass.

Stoned off my ass, watching the raindrops race across the window as we speed down the highway. As the discovery channel would put it, The World is just fucking awesome""