Author: dudeimsohighr

which means that if it stopped... 1. everyone on one side would fly off into space at 67,000 MPH 2. everyone on the other side gets pulverized into the surface.

if a pregnant alien landed on earth then had her baby, is the baby still considered an alien"...?"

20/20 vision and wear HD Vision Wraparounds" while watching Blue Ray movies on an HDTV while eating carrots.....X-RAY VISION"

true...Even more true if you also do your smoking in the shower. (i thought of this in the shower)

makes no sense? It means you could care less than you do. So you actually do care....wtf?

Id pose as a 50 year old creep online, then show up at the Dateline NBC house to fuck with chris hansen.

if theres rain and lightning, is it raining and lightning...ing?

...she wont even see it cumming

1. how trippy would a 24 hour analog clock be? (hour and minute hands) 2. It'd feel so fucking awesome to ward off a shark punching it square in the face 3. the most important day in human history was the day the meteor killed all the dinosaurs 4. do people in wars ever wind up and throw a grenade like a pitcher instead of 'hook shotting' it? 5. cinnamon rolls...

the gap between the invention of the toilet and plunger was the shittiest time ever.

dont even have a military, yet i still buy their army's knives.

weed.............................. records drug deal......................... record deal place to smoke at................. recording studio smoking........................... recording piece............................. microphone

thanks for telling me which of our neighbors grow medical marijuana in their garages..you just made my day and the worst mistake of your parenting career.

im legally changing my last name to President so people will call me Mr. President. haha yes