Author: dave.kluge

sticky fingers

how is it that my friend always manages to forget his phone, jacket, keys, and wallet in my car but never leaves without MY lighter?

smoking in my backyard

hear some rustling across the yard. look over. just a coyote chilling watching me. i took me a few seconds to realize i was in danger.

The Miracle of Weed

everything turns out better. movies, food, music, driving, talking to people, sex, video games, parties, amusement parks, camping, sports, carnivals, stupid jokes, cigarettes, alarm clocks, chewing gum, doorknobs.... the list is endless. no matter how awesome it is, weed can still make it better.

I Googled on her Facebook

i met a girl the other night. brought her back to myspace. i stuck it in her twitter but pulled it out in time to google all over her facebook.