sticky fingers
how is it that my friend always manages to forget his phone, jacket, keys, and wallet in my car but never leaves without MY lighter?
Late night cruising
2am few kids in the car blasting music and no one says a word for 45 minutes
smoking in my backyard
hear some rustling across the yard. look over. just a coyote chilling watching me. i took me a few seconds to realize i was in danger.
best night ever
sucked on a joint while i got my dick smoked
The Miracle of Weed
everything turns out better. movies, food, music, driving, talking to people, sex, video games, parties, amusement parks, camping, sports, carnivals, stupid jokes, cigarettes, alarm clocks, chewing gum, doorknobs.... the list is endless. no matter how awesome it is, weed can still make it better.
I Googled on her Facebook
i met a girl the other night. brought her back to myspace. i stuck it in her twitter but pulled it out in time to google all over her facebook.